Government Shutdown

Government Shutdown...

Keep the government shutdown until the next election.

Osama bin Barack

I've always thought Osama bin Barack's objective was to destroy America from the inside.

He is now trying to "terrorize" American's with his scare tactics, just because OsamaDontCare won't pass.

Osama is blaming the Republicans for the shut down, when he is the one to blame. Republicans have compromised, but want to delay it for a year.  Osama says it's his way or no way. So, who should take the blame?

Again, not enough time for the book...

Exchanges

I could write a book.  I don't have time right now.  So...

There is only one thing in Congress that I want to pass - Osama. 

Yes, I spelled it with an "s";  No, I didn't leave "care" off the end.